Diary of aaden arnold

​alpha commander here  let’s roll, and rock, and lock and pop, to the sound of my new swag, hooray, haha lol, i am loney, and need kenny, butt saw skidmark Z at lunch, still repulsive, we talked, it went great, i will consume his life force at 2:34 pm today

​got accused of breaking a ruler, dogged the feds and they have no idea it was me *it was me* i wish i could just wiggle throwing the door slats but i can’t, goon out 

​about to take a personality test, HOPE I DONT DIE pray for me haha lol, what a day amiright  what if the hole erf had a good day on this day, maybe we could all ball and tweak  about to go to geometry with diaper aka kenny and make he smells like the sopa or make the poop, who’s to say not me, i for one may be the poop and not even know, i think i should tear down the school with an excavator(no pun intended) not this school, i want to make my own school, then tear it down, maybe it’s just a quirk I D K, haha lol, have a good lunch fans 

​lunch time  i eat the pasta and think about life  why am i not president, i slipped and fell at lunch *facepalm* top ten embarrassing mommy’s collin is fat still i will play the fortnite when i am in my domicile, i am good i am good i am good enough  i am not crazy you’re crazy  you’re crazy i’m not crazy you’re crazy  what if i turned into chicken alfredo could i bear to be the thing i eat i cannot i want to be a star and crash into other plants like erf and mart or satrum and ventilation  j must destroy them ahaha lol yolo am i right 

​good luck to all 111 is a lucky number for all except Ol Skidmark Z, who SUCKS majorly, i am not trying to blow an overload of story’s on stupid Z but yo what actionly, i apologize and i’ll be the bigger person haha lol might as well go what is saying, i think i want to have much money job as cement kisser for hollywood and i could have the face of mine on the bowl evarts

​Ugh guy, someone skunked today in jim’s class aka the gym class ware we lift the wates and attack the betas with our  sigma body’s, especially our sigma fists, that we will stroke the betas with *puch one *punch 2* Kabamg,  Crap i meant strike 

​how are you guys peparing for Y2K i am the scared that maybe my computers will EXPOILED, then da whole erf could have a MEGACRATER then what would i be to do, besides ask Ol “skidmark Z” to bounce on the other side to even it out 

​school is almost over, click colk, the time will tick i supposed, speaking of ticks  , what your favorite tick? i like america tick stupid tick away shoe shoe anywhhats let’s maybe buy some of my merch, i dont have merch but you guys should donate to my cashapp amiright? that must be the new fad, let’s all do it guys 

​Quick blip  having a stroke at school in USA : everyone feels sadness Having a stroke at school in UK: everyone thinks you are the perv  goon out 🤘🏻

​Rixy and jancy Code names for my stupid stupid classmates, i am so hungry that they are slowly fading into hotdogs, and i love hotdogs, zander is a ZERK he will not be mentioned in posts, he does not deserve the exposure, the only person who deserves exposerr is me!  i will expose myself to the whole school and the whole earf  by that of course i mean expose my blog to them  one day 

​just taught my idiot classmate skidmark zander how to do the spanish correctly, they call him that for a reason, he is currently yelling at me to not post about him, but I  am not the perv HE  Is the perv AHAH I CANT BELICE THIS IM GONNA SLASH HIS TIRES  guys i shouldn’t have sed that but it was deserved, please forgive me zigalo

​Hello, i must make this apology formal, i apologize from the missing garbage from zander’s house i shouldn’t have don’t that I am the shamed SIKE i ate hecka garbage and those bum loser ticks can’t even sticky on this skin, i will heal, zander will not when his shoes melt with the laser gun that the aadster owns aka me 

​my binocks are safely hidden in my bag pack and i might possibly peep on the school dumpster l, maybe catch some “SickTrashAction” i love watching trash, i can not believe my luck however, i was nosing through zander’s garbage which he probably didn’t even clean (that jerk) and then BOOM ticks.

​currently wearing my sexy cologne in class. zander hast noticed *sigh* i yearn for his locks of hair, i must capture him and milk him for his hair so i can make sweet dope clothes and everybody would be like, woah look at that guys hair, super super, he has no idea but one day he will work for me 

​haven’t unleashed my inner beast in far too many moons, i think i might just have to howl the demons away, my only sadness daily is my lack of opps 😿, i want to struggle with the gang, but first i need a gang, and i must escape the suburbs, and into the hood i must go, wahooo happy 101 posts of blogging and a hey hey have a good day to all the thugs like me on the erf 🥳🎉

​wahooo let’s keep this upbeat and fun, 100 posts i am the number one (see what i did they’re with a rhyme) i must strike first, fast, and attack kenneth larson, he is with the russians i KNOW it, why else would he wear the color red, which i know what color that is, by the way. kenny is planning to turn my butt into grass, at least that’s what he said to me and i didn’t even do anything, besides kenny is a caucasian…Yuck! if only the were traps big enough, but alas, rabbits are not as morbastically humongous as kenny

​I must use this website until my pockets are so fat that i am filthy rick, i am not using my fans, i am simply the farmer, and they  are the cow nippe udders, i will milk their money i need their money, but i am not down bad for cash haha lol, i am just willing to do obscene evil wars for dat cheddar cheese i need money 

​A poem about lazy  can’t get up  can’t get down (in reference to booggying or busting a move at the dance) i must consume  i need a massive computer, ahaha it would be bigger than the whole earf, and i would be the computer guy, and then we could all say ahaha he is the computer guy “yo it’s me” i would exclaim 

​A poem about greed I set in the bank of american  i stair at the gold bar i taste the bug on my tung i am the lizard  i merdur the bunekr i take the large dollar signs bag  i am filthy rick 

​Quick blip  i am crowning, must and i mean must dook 

​numbers are funny right amiright, big number big silly little number trunkooo, it’s a new word im saying trunko means small, it can pertain to small like ant or rice but also small like brain like lenny from class, im in a trunko bit of a pickle right now, because i have been so busy on the blogging my class time has been #eek and i need to figure out angle crud and i am not the quick learner haha lol. my angle knowing is trunko, perchance i might solve the math riddle haha lol, well i home  you guys find a trunko peace and quiet and have a good day  let me leave you with this  RAAAAAAHAAOIUUUUUUUGAAAAAA let me just tell you this, do not mess with THIS alpha, you stand against me, you won’t be standing for long, my alpha gaze/stare will leave you feeling like you aren’t the big big man but the trunko trunko girl, and this alpha isn’t scared of women, he shows no mercy to all, all except peanut butter for whom he lobes

​auuunnnghhrr i’m sitting in my class and guess what facepalm, i am not having the fun, because i hate this geometry, more like blah blah blah betty , if i do not use the potty and soon i am going to bust, my bladder with no joke, go #kaboom and that would be gross, perchance i could sneak out, BUT J HAVE NO SLIME,  Drat. if only i had snail slime, i could slup out of the classroom and into the toilet where i belong haha lol, but who does daddy wolf (aka me haha lol) know who milks snails, aha “EURETHRA!” i ejaculated loudly, kenny milks snails, i will invade his body like the parasite i long to be, i will use my ™ Mini mini- mini vac trademarked by aaden arnold  aka its a straw and the suck is my mouth,  the slime will be mine  kenny’s life will not be haha lol

​hey hey hey howlers, your alpa papa is back and crackin haha lol, perchance i could slide this thought across your face and into your mind, why does the sun only cum out during the day and not during the dark night time when we need him *growls angerl* the time is now, take your chance, and annihilate your second cousins, they are trying to killyou, you didn’t hear that from me but if anyone asks, send them to my blog so i get the munny haha lol

​Let’s take a deep dive into my lofe/brainwaves, timlike  age 1 born age 3 baby age 8  age 4 good time age now blogging anyway what was i saying, i thought of a new rizz to try on my girlfriend who is real and goes to school with me she walk towards, i say then, with a cute smirk, smell at later, and then i run as fast as my flesh can trollopse my girth body through the halls 

​i seat my firm rummp on the geometry seat, the numbers are blowing into my brain, but appear to go inside of my body one way, and outside of the other way  haha catch my dift, drift kinda like waft when you think about it, why not the same word, i could say drift when i waft a fart( as i often do haha lol) perchance i’ll keep you guys posted as this cookie Crumbles  SIKE when this cookie builds itself into the master cookie and controls all cookies, i am the cookie, chockate coogie