Diary of aaden arnold

​Hey in geometry currently, having such a blast. I have an issue though. it’s a big big problem for me. You may be thinking “but aaden my king, what could possibly upset such a perfect individual like you?” well is that mega decided to wear the UGLIEST shoes I have seen in my life. I made a small comment about it to her, I said “Mega your shoes are so ugly.” (Btw not mega saying she’s large just mega like drip) so how is everyone feeling about me stealing the shoes and throwing them IN THE TRASH 🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️😭😂🍃 Nobody deserves to have to see them. Send answers to nwea test please         

​hahaha what a moron, a classmate had such ugly shoes, I pointed it out, it went great, I must assimilate into society as my lizard form stays quiet haha lol 

​it is dark, I am warm, then BOOM I emirge, with a mighty yell RAHHHHH, I was born, and I swore that day, to conquer the whole earth, aha, I will become the sun, but first I must land on the sun to conquer the sun, I shall go at night because during the day it’s too hot for any human that is not a sigma male to bear 

​playing this game in class where we are the submarine and the shark is trying to eat us, I feel as if I am the shark, preying on my feeble classmates, I am a predator, but not like that like no diddy haha lol. Do you guys think I should impress my school by being a loud prowd alpha or the quiet sigma, I am usually the sigma and let’s just say haha, the humans, love them some sigma 

​i was kicked off of the golf team for making a joke about the bacon lettuce tomato community, I now swear to become the golf team, I will clone myself, aha, one clown down(me) three to go, then I will have 4 of myself, that like. one for every day of the week haha lol, I must recruit some new recruits to call my own, Richard is son material, but he refuses to aceept me as the king of earf so that’s a bust