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 i bashed through the zoo door and now I'm aaden not the ape and I escaped, no pun intended, then I packed my bags and went home no pun intended, after that i mnot back at school in fifth hour up to my usual hijinks yk what i mean, bullying, learning nd whatnot, I'm kind of a big deal around school, they call me dumpster doug, my name isn't doug but a think ist aone of those gang initiation names like claw, or shredder, i am feeling like such a thug i cannot wait to tell mommy and daddy the news. after golf practice and my banquit me and the gang are going to paint the town red