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 Sad times cakl for desperate measures Giuve me your money

when i was a boy, someone broke into the museum where i slept, and stole all of the trexes and megabirds, i saw who did it but he said he was only doing it to save his family because his family was poor and needed money, a lot of money, so I said  okay i have your back, when i woke up teh guards were liek where is our trexes and megabirds and i said, i do not know so they shook me down real hard and attacked me, YEEEOUCH!, i shouted and i quoted lil mabu when i said “ i could neva snitch” and we all had a chuckle, then the guards proceeded to spank my face with their fists after the chuckle had commenced, no way you dont be knowing where them megabirds are fool, i said i dotn i ditn and they said we dont believe you.