Diary of aaden arnold

 Back in the sad hole again, what’s up fans, I now have merch at  ADNShop.Net  just like I always talked about doing, I’ve been busy with this music side gig, Do NOT worry, blogging is still my main thing haha lol but you can check out my  Spotify Apple Music And everywhere else 

​Hey in geometry currently, having such a blast. I have an issue though. it’s a big big problem for me. You may be thinking “but aaden my king, what could possibly upset such a perfect individual like you?” well is that mega decided to wear the UGLIEST shoes I have seen in my life. I made a small comment about it to her, I said “Mega your shoes are so ugly.” (Btw not mega saying she’s large just mega like drip) so how is everyone feeling about me stealing the shoes and throwing them IN THE TRASH 🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️🗑️😭😂🍃 Nobody deserves to have to see them. Send answers to nwea test please         

​hahaha what a moron, a classmate had such ugly shoes, I pointed it out, it went great, I must assimilate into society as my lizard form stays quiet haha lol 

​it is dark, I am warm, then BOOM I emirge, with a mighty yell RAHHHHH, I was born, and I swore that day, to conquer the whole earth, aha, I will become the sun, but first I must land on the sun to conquer the sun, I shall go at night because during the day it’s too hot for any human that is not a sigma male to bear 

​playing this game in class where we are the submarine and the shark is trying to eat us, I feel as if I am the shark, preying on my feeble classmates, I am a predator, but not like that like no diddy haha lol. Do you guys think I should impress my school by being a loud prowd alpha or the quiet sigma, I am usually the sigma and let’s just say haha, the humans, love them some sigma 

​i was kicked off of the golf team for making a joke about the bacon lettuce tomato community, I now swear to become the golf team, I will clone myself, aha, one clown down(me) three to go, then I will have 4 of myself, that like. one for every day of the week haha lol, I must recruit some new recruits to call my own, Richard is son material, but he refuses to aceept me as the king of earf so that’s a bust

​bruh i accidentally put this huge ridiculous emoticon and it doesn’t let me delete it and it is taking up the space  it interrupts my whole blog vibe i have and  the fans are going to HATE this, i can’t even believe this  i most fix this before kenny finds out, he would totally deliver a wedgying to me right at my face and say haha lol you can’t subtract your big emoticons, well haha gues what kenneth, this is what i have to say about that you rediculous imp!  RAHHH my power is to strong and girthly for you, you are no match, drain your silly tear duct and bow down to the aloha 

​I remember long ago when the lyle lyle cockodile  movide graced my eyeballs and was consumed into my body and my soul as well, those were the day, i sung, and the theater were small, i got right up and said “la lalala la” and then everyone started clapping, greatest experience IN MY ENTIRE LIFE 2/10 stars 

​Heyo what if i wrote some quotes for you people huh, would that be Litty ☝️😎 maybe a poem  Chair  foot  nose bear soot clothes  keyboard alligator pond swamp monster  mister beest  disney lard kids music  clocks even a fart in a political  these are all things , that are found can be found in america, so why don’t you think about that before you buy your neck food from the stork 

​Today i will be attending the store to buy some goods that i need, i bring with me four units of apple, and one peso, i will barter for hours and whine and yell.. maybe even yelp or shard my shorts but i will obtain the xboy 350, the temu is making this alpha angry and he wonders why his packages are oh so agonized by the mystery of the united postal service, the pondering has commenced and i will take my prize (one Trillion Dollar) thank you.

​in the classroomlearned about orbile and whitney Plane boys and i think to myself, the popcorn i have placed inside my body and has nourished my organism to which i call aaden, has the same dad as the plane, so which is who, haha lol, i know who omni man is it and make me thinky, Do Dat Dookie Blip?? or… Do Dat Dookie SKRUNK

​Hair bone or no, how does said hair traverse into my mind and out of my skull even , just boob for thought i guess haha lol i am having some thoughts, as i often do and i ask myself this question for which i am about to reiterate, why do animals think other animals are hot? cause i look at fat stupid stupid bear or frog and think, this is supposed to be the hot? but let’s say that a frog, mister frog sees frog woman, he is blown away, she is toe beautiful for him, but not to me, haha lol are they are furrys but for not furry animals, i suppose slitherys or slimys? maybe a flappy could slip in, anyway, signing off.

​current it is the weekend, aha, time to relax, and also snack as well, haha lol, i place the flesh in the mivrobake, and i consume it even, after is cooked, much preparatory, spices, and weather must be good, happy ham!

​alpha commander here  let’s roll, and rock, and lock and pop, to the sound of my new swag, hooray, haha lol, i am loney, and need kenny, butt saw skidmark Z at lunch, still repulsive, we talked, it went great, i will consume his life force at 2:34 pm today

​got accused of breaking a ruler, dogged the feds and they have no idea it was me *it was me* i wish i could just wiggle throwing the door slats but i can’t, goon out 

​about to take a personality test, HOPE I DONT DIE pray for me haha lol, what a day amiright  what if the hole erf had a good day on this day, maybe we could all ball and tweak  about to go to geometry with diaper aka kenny and make he smells like the sopa or make the poop, who’s to say not me, i for one may be the poop and not even know, i think i should tear down the school with an excavator(no pun intended) not this school, i want to make my own school, then tear it down, maybe it’s just a quirk I D K, haha lol, have a good lunch fans 

​lunch time  i eat the pasta and think about life  why am i not president, i slipped and fell at lunch *facepalm* top ten embarrassing mommy’s collin is fat still i will play the fortnite when i am in my domicile, i am good i am good i am good enough  i am not crazy you’re crazy  you’re crazy i’m not crazy you’re crazy  what if i turned into chicken alfredo could i bear to be the thing i eat i cannot i want to be a star and crash into other plants like erf and mart or satrum and ventilation  j must destroy them ahaha lol yolo am i right 

​good luck to all 111 is a lucky number for all except Ol Skidmark Z, who SUCKS majorly, i am not trying to blow an overload of story’s on stupid Z but yo what actionly, i apologize and i’ll be the bigger person haha lol might as well go what is saying, i think i want to have much money job as cement kisser for hollywood and i could have the face of mine on the bowl evarts

​Ugh guy, someone skunked today in jim’s class aka the gym class ware we lift the wates and attack the betas with our  sigma body’s, especially our sigma fists, that we will stroke the betas with *puch one *punch 2* Kabamg,  Crap i meant strike 

​how are you guys peparing for Y2K i am the scared that maybe my computers will EXPOILED, then da whole erf could have a MEGACRATER then what would i be to do, besides ask Ol “skidmark Z” to bounce on the other side to even it out 

​school is almost over, click colk, the time will tick i supposed, speaking of ticks  , what your favorite tick? i like america tick stupid tick away shoe shoe anywhhats let’s maybe buy some of my merch, i dont have merch but you guys should donate to my cashapp amiright? that must be the new fad, let’s all do it guys 

​Quick blip  having a stroke at school in USA : everyone feels sadness Having a stroke at school in UK: everyone thinks you are the perv  goon out 🤘🏻

​Rixy and jancy Code names for my stupid stupid classmates, i am so hungry that they are slowly fading into hotdogs, and i love hotdogs, zander is a ZERK he will not be mentioned in posts, he does not deserve the exposure, the only person who deserves exposerr is me!  i will expose myself to the whole school and the whole earf  by that of course i mean expose my blog to them  one day 

​just taught my idiot classmate skidmark zander how to do the spanish correctly, they call him that for a reason, he is currently yelling at me to not post about him, but I  am not the perv HE  Is the perv AHAH I CANT BELICE THIS IM GONNA SLASH HIS TIRES  guys i shouldn’t have sed that but it was deserved, please forgive me zigalo

​Hello, i must make this apology formal, i apologize from the missing garbage from zander’s house i shouldn’t have don’t that I am the shamed SIKE i ate hecka garbage and those bum loser ticks can’t even sticky on this skin, i will heal, zander will not when his shoes melt with the laser gun that the aadster owns aka me 

​my binocks are safely hidden in my bag pack and i might possibly peep on the school dumpster l, maybe catch some “SickTrashAction” i love watching trash, i can not believe my luck however, i was nosing through zander’s garbage which he probably didn’t even clean (that jerk) and then BOOM ticks.

​currently wearing my sexy cologne in class. zander hast noticed *sigh* i yearn for his locks of hair, i must capture him and milk him for his hair so i can make sweet dope clothes and everybody would be like, woah look at that guys hair, super super, he has no idea but one day he will work for me 

​haven’t unleashed my inner beast in far too many moons, i think i might just have to howl the demons away, my only sadness daily is my lack of opps 😿, i want to struggle with the gang, but first i need a gang, and i must escape the suburbs, and into the hood i must go, wahooo happy 101 posts of blogging and a hey hey have a good day to all the thugs like me on the erf 🥳🎉

​wahooo let’s keep this upbeat and fun, 100 posts i am the number one (see what i did they’re with a rhyme) i must strike first, fast, and attack kenneth larson, he is with the russians i KNOW it, why else would he wear the color red, which i know what color that is, by the way. kenny is planning to turn my butt into grass, at least that’s what he said to me and i didn’t even do anything, besides kenny is a caucasian…Yuck! if only the were traps big enough, but alas, rabbits are not as morbastically humongous as kenny

​I must use this website until my pockets are so fat that i am filthy rick, i am not using my fans, i am simply the farmer, and they  are the cow nippe udders, i will milk their money i need their money, but i am not down bad for cash haha lol, i am just willing to do obscene evil wars for dat cheddar cheese i need money 

​A poem about lazy  can’t get up  can’t get down (in reference to booggying or busting a move at the dance) i must consume  i need a massive computer, ahaha it would be bigger than the whole earf, and i would be the computer guy, and then we could all say ahaha he is the computer guy “yo it’s me” i would exclaim 

​A poem about greed I set in the bank of american  i stair at the gold bar i taste the bug on my tung i am the lizard  i merdur the bunekr i take the large dollar signs bag  i am filthy rick 

​Quick blip  i am crowning, must and i mean must dook 

​numbers are funny right amiright, big number big silly little number trunkooo, it’s a new word im saying trunko means small, it can pertain to small like ant or rice but also small like brain like lenny from class, im in a trunko bit of a pickle right now, because i have been so busy on the blogging my class time has been #eek and i need to figure out angle crud and i am not the quick learner haha lol. my angle knowing is trunko, perchance i might solve the math riddle haha lol, well i home  you guys find a trunko peace and quiet and have a good day  let me leave you with this  RAAAAAAHAAOIUUUUUUUGAAAAAA let me just tell you this, do not mess with THIS alpha, you stand against me, you won’t be standing for long, my alpha gaze/stare will leave you feeling like you aren’t the big big man but the trunko trunko girl, and this alpha isn’t scared of women, he shows no mercy to all, all except peanut butter for whom he lobes

​auuunnnghhrr i’m sitting in my class and guess what facepalm, i am not having the fun, because i hate this geometry, more like blah blah blah betty , if i do not use the potty and soon i am going to bust, my bladder with no joke, go #kaboom and that would be gross, perchance i could sneak out, BUT J HAVE NO SLIME,  Drat. if only i had snail slime, i could slup out of the classroom and into the toilet where i belong haha lol, but who does daddy wolf (aka me haha lol) know who milks snails, aha “EURETHRA!” i ejaculated loudly, kenny milks snails, i will invade his body like the parasite i long to be, i will use my ™ Mini mini- mini vac trademarked by aaden arnold  aka its a straw and the suck is my mouth,  the slime will be mine  kenny’s life will not be haha lol

​hey hey hey howlers, your alpa papa is back and crackin haha lol, perchance i could slide this thought across your face and into your mind, why does the sun only cum out during the day and not during the dark night time when we need him *growls angerl* the time is now, take your chance, and annihilate your second cousins, they are trying to killyou, you didn’t hear that from me but if anyone asks, send them to my blog so i get the munny haha lol

​Let’s take a deep dive into my lofe/brainwaves, timlike  age 1 born age 3 baby age 8  age 4 good time age now blogging anyway what was i saying, i thought of a new rizz to try on my girlfriend who is real and goes to school with me she walk towards, i say then, with a cute smirk, smell at later, and then i run as fast as my flesh can trollopse my girth body through the halls 

​i seat my firm rummp on the geometry seat, the numbers are blowing into my brain, but appear to go inside of my body one way, and outside of the other way  haha catch my dift, drift kinda like waft when you think about it, why not the same word, i could say drift when i waft a fart( as i often do haha lol) perchance i’ll keep you guys posted as this cookie Crumbles  SIKE when this cookie builds itself into the master cookie and controls all cookies, i am the cookie, chockate coogie

​i think i’ve been a victim of witch craft i can’t focus, we need to bring back unfair trials so i can get people arrested but only to be silly not for real, like just as a prank, guys im sorry i didn’t mean this it’s just called a practical joke don’t sent me back to detention

 i am out of steam, i am out of thoughts, once I hit one hundred blog posts I will cut blogs per day (bpd) to 10 or 5, but here's a thought, I wish I coudk remove my brain and stare at the little folds, maybe lick my brain, cause why not, I really want to lick the chigaco bean, its so shiny and big maybe eiffel tower but its kind of beta, leaning toswer kinda bad tho don't tell eiffel I said that wink

i am tethered to reality by a thread, the threads of the universe, a fabric unbeknownst to man, the fabric of time, I am beyond this dimensional plane, the only think that keeps me from ascending to great knowledge is kenny yapping which lowers my iQ by the minute, I must thank his ignorant stupid remarks for without them I would have enough brian cell,s to do anything 

 hey there, funlittle game, if your credit card number was an amount of money, how much money would you have?? and if the CVV was a work day how manyminutes would you work, and if the expiration date was your birthday when would you be born?? just some fun wahoo

 i have an opp now, its name, klombo, occupation, dinosaur, more like dinosnore because he is a boring stupid klombo, idiot klombo, me kenhy and Michael and gonna have the next extinction yk what I mean lets blast klombo like an alpha, anyway I am very sad because I am hungry, lets get food.

i just got my metaphorical  butt handed to me by the klombo from fortnite irl, I am 90 percent sure that klombos do not rule the earth that leaves a ten percent window that this isn't a klombo of real life but a machine operated klombo, WAIT, operated by none other than MEGATRON AND ELAMENT, those fools they plade me for a beta but me and Kenny are gonna get them back if its the last thing kenny does befrioe he dies in combat 

 guys and gals, i am so hungry u have to help me, I caught ellament and shmegan plotting, I know they are trying to plan an attack on my person, I have seen the grap, they think they are the sneaks but they are as sneaky as a signature kenny fart, and those arent even a little sneaky, ellament has a pointy knuckle and what if she uses it against me, sigh I can only tun to one man, one alpha.... *fawns* kennyy

 latest skeem, i want to rob something but not in a mean way, I don't like crooks, what if I teleported ina and out could some body hook me up with a teleporter plz, that would be alpha nd I would really like a teleperter, maybe for my girthday, anywho lets get back to math but my tummy grumbles and I need to eat

 mrs torpedo my math teacher has taught me the way, i do not undertand but it is not her fault, she is a great teacher I am simply not a good learner but its okay because when I'm sippping moon juice and walking on the air on the moon on my yacht they will be jealous. and then I will buy mrs torpedo a big yacht and a giant screen so she can read my blog because there must be an error with her computer now, she said that she cant get to my website on any device, wait that's sus what if shes lying and doesn't want to read my blog, RATS!

 Win a kenny, as a new promo for this blog I will give away kenny to loyal fan, please comment your name, and why you want kenny, and I might send him to you, you might win winking eyeball emoji!!!   kenny has rilly been a drag he always be reading and calculating and stuff and I have had it!                                                                   

 hello, my name is aaden arnold, i am a beast, you cannot, me and lenny, two alphas, add michael 3 alphas, add logan 4 alphas, then we convert to sigmaism now we are the 4 sigmas, and yeah, we don’t care about rules, we jaywalk, and we loiter, this is my confession, what is you gonna do 

 feeling #devious today, what if i sharted a new tiktok trend where errybady dresses like me and acts like me and they say all hail the king of the blog that would be fun i think 

 my head hurts i assume my brain is growing and expanding my brain walls, my head is a helmet for my mega brain and it is oh too small ugh, i want cranium engagement surgery and a air pump so i can fly with head like a balloon, wahoo then i no need car, passed my driving test, i wish i could say people doubted me, but everyone knew i was gonna crush it 

 if i was a spy what number would i be i think id be number 1 have you ever seen spy kids, my friend kenny reminds me of the scientist from island of lost dreams because thy are both nerds and that one time kenny tried to formulate a growth serum to make a bunch of hybrid killer animals

yeeeeawn good morning followers, i am the hive mind and you follow me and if i am the blogger you are the reader, my dominion on da erf is mine speaking of da minions, gru more like cute but not the baby gru the adult gru and not brother gru he’s dressed white and he is a spoiled BETA gru is so alpha i want to be just like him and commit crimes, but alas i don’t have a cheese ray

 uhh guys i just threw up this egg, and i don’t think i was pregnant the last thing i remember was being beamed into this flying thing and then its a little blurry, i hope this egg doesn’t interfere with kenny’s party now that im a mother. 

 good evening fellow humans this is my blog, it is still me, i still have yummy bloood do we eat blood, anyway i time to go human things like talk and fly in my space ship crap i don’t have a ship i was clearly just lololo it would be stupid to say that i am an alien who took over aadens body and control him and his blog, so don’t say that.

 it’s party time in a way, i just had a driving test more like driving breast. i didn’t struggle and i am the alpha so why would i struggle, when blessed with riches tha alpha lifts others up, then throws them outa the way to stack that bread 🤑🤑🤑🤑

let’s ban girls from using chapstick, that would be so silly cause then they’d have all this chapstick in their purse and cannot even use it haha and i’d change my name to lord chapstick and i’d live in a big chapstick castle with vaseline guards and a drawbridge and a dragon and they’d have to come beg for chapstick and i’d be all like nooo you can’t boo hoo, that would be so fricking sick does anyone know who i go to with these plans??

guys hey, should i be blogging #more or #less please leave a comment on this post yo, b t dubs do you think we could scrape some money off of the salvation army to fund this site, like could some fans go around with bells and be getting big money?? cause that would be pretty baller and i cou use the money.

 i have been told by an unnamed hater that my blog is a bunch of misspelled unreadable nonsense, how could you say that dad, i’ve been your son forever and i never even tried to get a new dad, but now i’m gonna shun you for a billion years that’ll show you won’t be such a laughing anymore, dad i’m sorry i made this please forgive me don’t tell dad, crap you are dad, take back what you said chat cancel this guy

 guys i think it would be so neat if i had the song too, everyone listens to the cupid shuffle or the soulja boy or the whip bar bae and i want one, and i think it should go like this, (this will be me singing) “first you put your fists out, then you step back a step then you step back another step, and another big step with your same foot, then you put one of your arms up  and hop but keep your legs back, now get into a pushup position but wait don’t do pushups start reading a book and then get up and shake, the harder you shake the better you dance, then click your heels and check the time, that’s how you do the aaden” and everyone could chant  “booya, hoorah hoorah” in repetition let me know what you think 

 how much blood do you guys usually be havin in your ears when you wake up, like how many liters is a normal amount?? cause i been having two but idk im getting sus, the blood is green but that’s just cause of all the money i be making right gang?? this must not be the lie? this could ruin me and even it could ruin my blog also!!

 a poem  michal is a loser kenny is a perv collin is a cybernetic bulldozer and i don’t even think he has blood because one time he he said hey watch me bleed then he didn’t so that’s why i think that, and kenny im sorry i called you a perv, because beside that one time i found you hiding in my bushes i know you aren’t, i just needed a rhyme for cybernetic bulldozer, but the statement that mike is a loser is completely true i have no regerts

 does like anybody be knowin how to become a superhero because i want to I REALLY WANT TO i tried to be the superman when i was a kid and i jumped off a haystack but unless superman goes to the hospital to get back x-rays then i was not the superman maybe i could be the joker cause he goes the the hospital but the crazy kind

 my reason for thinking  quote on quote “kanny” is a spy, because if that’s even your name. you are a spy and i saw you spying outside the house i am in , he was clearly peeping inside to get a political advantage on his rivals, maybe he was searching for money even, because i have loaded and have much money you know this about me come on dudes, im loaded with cheddar and kanny must be a rat cause he loves my cheese gang

 knock knock, it’s me, just blogging, i love the blog like i love smog, i love love smog, its so grimey it just makes me want to #emote, i hate when i can’t see smog in the skies and it in my eyes i love it, factories be balling yk what im sayin? also i think kenny might be a russian spy

 Hey folks, currently at the gym, and saw kenneth larson one arm pressing a wholliping 600 pounds of weights, i was like woah kenneth teach me the sigma way, and he was said hush little sigma, the sigma doesn’t sink in the crap, the sigma craps in the sink 

 heyyo aadster back her for some writing yo, let’s get a doodlebop on this and i love to draw, i draw kenny sometimes as a superhero so he feels better about being a nerd, im sorry kenny i didn’t mean it, let’s just stop being a nerd and start being a bird, fly away kenny run ima gonna tickle ya 

 yo yo help me gangs, let’s make new slanggg blarpin’ - when you drop your banana in an intersection  context (yo aaden let’s get a move on there is cars coming, crap dude i’m blarpin, guys aaden just blarped) skwiddley- similar to gangy or slime,  context (yaaa waddup my skwiddley what’s poppin)  thank you gangbangers for reading and using my new slang, wahoo i can’t wait

 congrats aaden on post 60, why thank you sir aaden the alfa, let’s howl it upppp AWOOOOO (they all howled too)  Oh whoops, hey fans i didn’t see ya there, my alfa gaze didn’t pass you, but it’s okie dokie i suppose, almost time for lunch, mouth ready, hands ready, ready to munch, i love some sammy sandwich because the cheese and meat and lettuce and wrap and ranch and cut sandwich are dadadaddaa delish and i’m gonna metaphorically “chow down” as the kid say

 uhh fans i don’t know how to say this but i have to pee, i’m sorry i shouldn’t because alfas don’t have to pee and i have failed you guys, side note, the birthday song for kenny is growing great, i have made the beat and the lyrics and everyone juts have to sing their part, i tell him he’s a big nerd but don’t tell him i said this, i really love him and can’t wait for his birthday(shhh)

 ugh, i got sent to jail today for making fun of kenny, well it happened in my mind at least but ¡im still so mad about it! he had it coming, he told me that i looked like a dragon, and i don’t so i explained why he was an ignorant beta because i don’t have scales or wings and he said, im gonna  dragon my b*lls on your face, don’t worry i censored it un case any moms or dads are reading in 👍🏼 but anwhy, i need to put kenny in jail, please someone tell me if i could convict him of witchcraft or som cause he is ON MY MOMMa he lives in a town called guiltyville 

 i feel evil today i hope it’s not from those evil pills i ate, if this is my villain story i want to be a good villain like megamind from dreamwork movies or like that stupid turtle from kung pow panda movie also from dreamworks and i love those movies but i wished the panda got beat up more, he was a loser, and he eats so so much like a fatty hahaha he’s the fatty not me 

 well well well it’s me again back blogging, i feel like the dog from dog with a blog, the show about the dog who types on the computer and blogs his life, which now isn’t really makes sense, and it’s grounding my gears!, because the dog can’t even make an account on blogger.com regardless of if he’s smart! HEA NOT, dog not human smart he’s a dog and now i’m gonan file a lawsuit against the shoe and sue them for 1 trillion dollars

 just poppin it to tell the fans something i’ve learned, so this new real doctor study shows that subscribing to my blog and my youtube channel ADN214 on youtube increases hight and muscle by 2 hundred percent that’s crazy town that’s nuts speaking of nuts have you seen the nut job movie with the squirrels am i the crazy i am not the crazy i have seen it they rob a bank full of nuts I KNWO it must be true i put that on not my life bc if its wrong i can’t die, then who will write my blog, but i will put this on half of collin’s life and half of kenny’s so if im lying they only lose half they’re life and start over at like 7 or 8

 hey there, darla is not here today she is at the eye doctor for her eyes i assuming (ugg shrug) i think for lunch instead of my youge i will get something new, the atomic nacho, it will have scorpion venom, snake venom, hot sauce, hawk claws, and cheese and i will eat it to become the great alfa mom always says i will be, i have potential it’s time to have kinetic 

 update, okay i am definitively a vampire, the wings were a change, but i hide them inside my enormous biceps, i am too strong for da erf to handle 😩😩 might break da erf, tempting, i revived kenny with a chug jug and gave michael a slurp truck 🥰 they are my friends and i should not have fed on their blood, i hate being a  vampire, it is majorly beta, i will revert back to my old ways of feeding on human food like meatball and mcdongal chicken burger 

 update, i might be a vampire, i have accidentally not on purpose, mosquitoed two classmates, one by the name of kenny and the other michael, their cold blue body’s lie on the ground, and my strong alpha body is fuled, i can fly, sing, snap, jump, and run like an alpha, this may be my calling

 i am monstrously hungry on todays coming, i stare at my classmates, who become less like classmates, and more like hotdogs by the hour, hunter name reminds me of hunger and his self is such a hotdog im gonna take a bite out of his squishy brian, that will fuel my bloodlust, am i vampire who’s to say?

 happy celebrations to….Me for 50 posts, today has been ruff ruff, kenny atomically farted in the geometry and SOILED the air, i can’t even triangle with all dat stink, i currently in the english language arts more like farts 😈 and i gonna have to go but first a story, the day was not because it was night and chilly it was, nips were popping i was so cold, like two diamonds, and i even got some goosie bumps, eh, anyway what was i saying

 today i yelled at kenny, i shouldn’t have and kenny i am sorry, don’t do this to me, i told him he was on my cord but he wasn’t and so i am the fool now, but i forgive him for being such an idiot, because it’s just his way he is and i can’t be mad at a playa, elder asked why i plugged my chromebook charger into my phone, i explained that i had the iphone 15 with the usb c port, it went great

 is you a thug, cuz i’m i a PIMP  or maybe im galactic i can’t believe this, i must bust out of this school, i have lathered my sweaty teen body with hand sanitizer and I trying to slide through the door hole key hole, squeeze one, nope squeeze one, two boom i accidentally didn’t make it  through the door fell, “kenny you fat idiot” i blew but no i can’t do this and i had  to just get RID of kenny wink, i am currently in class with him, its time to strike i must, let’s daba doo this

 liam is beinga nerd today i think im gona stalk him the gige hima  big smell wedgie and then embarrass him wit a swerlie hahaha he is so beta an di am the alfa awouuuu and I'm gonna the bully caleb audible for he is a nerd in deswrvuing of a bulkytime lets go get em come on gang 

 Hello fans i have a devous plan today I'm gonna eat all of the glue in the walls so the school crumbles prank haha, then they will not know what to do because the the school wont be sc hool but rubble and no glue caus eitll be in my bellie e and my termite friends are going to feest

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 Wuddup earf, its major aads back with another riveting galactic tale, no time to take I have to put my laptop away because we are reading in class, I think it would be a funny prank if I snuck into school after hours and totally trahsed the place, by trashed I mean what if I took all the trash out and vacuumed and mopped and waxed the floors, those IDIOTS would never see it coming, I think it will get me some credit with my gang but sware that you wont tell, I already served my time I dont need 12 on my back while I'm trying to thug out.

 i bashed through the zoo door and now I'm aaden not the ape and I escaped, no pun intended, then I packed my bags and went home no pun intended, after that i mnot back at school in fifth hour up to my usual hijinks yk what i mean, bullying, learning nd whatnot, I'm kind of a big deal around school, they call me dumpster doug, my name isn't doug but a think ist aone of those gang initiation names like claw, or shredder, i am feeling like such a thug i cannot wait to tell mommy and daddy the news. after golf practice and my banquit me and the gang are going to paint the town red 

  I were frustrated by the blatant lies someone was telling and everyone was believing. When i was in school, everyone was spreading the rumor that i was not a human and i was a gorilla who eats bananas and its not even true i cant even spell banana but everyone saw me and said, haha gorilla boy he sleeps ina tree and then he eats bananas and the tree said he doesnt like him so it threw him on the ground yo. Which is not even true btw, so i showed them all so good, can gorillas ice skate i asked, they said no idiot gorillas cant ice skate shouldnt you know being a gorilla and all, and i said aha, then watch this, and i went to go skate but i slipped in a ice puddle and fell bananas first onto the ice rink, everyone said SEE he is a gorilla but NO! I was not i simple had a slip and i can talk but a gorilla must not talk. And they said i dont even know what youre saying what does “ooh ooh ah ah” mean?? But thats not what i was saying so i tried to explain to them again but nobody bel...

 HAPPY EARTH DAY well im only a couple hunnid days early, I love earth day, one day a year to throw are trash all over the place because its earthd ay its the best, for sum reason nobody else celebrates like me which makes me sad, but I forgive everyone who doesn't also trash the city o eaerth day, because they are justbconfused and scared,a nd like a eagle I will guide them

 i have just had the motherload of breathrews, space is made of ice that's why we can't see kit because ice melts duh, and when the water gets hot it makes a sun ITS SO OBVIUS and when the water gos into the shape of a water por a boy it makes a boya nd ankenny is not of this world his skin glows green and he makes me rub his only barnacles, I hate BARNACLES its flipping riciulous I cant do this anymore, I must destroy him ] YOUR BUTT IS MINE KENNETH!!!! you are gonna be grass you punk

 i have a honking suspishun that kenny is in the illuminati or maybe the Mario because of his big jumps and firey balls he throws at me when I disobey him, he levatates and i think he is allergic to not poop because he cant get enough and the pop makes him fly ON MY MAMMA ITS TRUE I'm not a liar and this has nothing do to with all the bubbles i have been eating i have a reason for it i SWARE, its because eif my inside was dirty i want to be clean so i eat the bobbles and now i eat the bubbs and scrubadub doal I'm clean, anyways, i am not crazy, if you call me crazy i will capture you and tie you to two horses and have them run away from eachotehrn that's how not crazy i am

PSPSPSPSPSPSSPPS im callimg all the kittens, where you at   I have a loving girthfriend buyt my fiend kenny si alone and so so sad, please comfort him with oves san dmeowns cook for hima ndnclema hism he is so dirty but he doesn't have to be,let's give him  #makeover and we can all give a big love tokenny I for one would but I am a guy and not a kitten but PLEase kelp my homeboy he is so alone and sad very sad 

I am #scared becase kenny said he's so mad at me that he could puch eme but what if I ate him my probs could be solved, props to kenny not he is a beta but I love him, cant say the same for ol toothache mike, leave the school just for a toothdoctor he is a BETA I cant believe this, and don't even get me farted on auburn chaliceville his betrothed woman, aubur always says the mean to me and could attack me and I cant please don't attack me I didn't do anything I served my time in lunch detendtion  

😋😋😋😋😋 plit twist current mood ^ goofy, i have played a pranke so to speak, while Kenny was distracted in the bathroom I replaced his sandwich with a beartrap just waiting fir him to take a bite haha, then hell be all like why is there a beartrap on my face dog gonnit, and then ill hit him with my car, and then sneak attack him with my signature tickle attack AHAHAH ill say then I tape his hands to my hand then... wait, are we dancing, them we have a dance and I say to him, are we have a dance, and he says we need to... FIGHt then keenny pulls out a bazooka....BUT WAIT is bazooka gum, and he makes me chow it so my breath is good then he leans in and....PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE... who coidlve expected that that's so cray, then I hit him with my car but he....sneakas awaey noooo.

 Ugh apparently, the government doenst thinks  five minute timout is a satisfstoryt punishment for my accidental mislpacement of 6 million barrels of radkioative plutonium waste, they are such sticklers, its RIDONKULOUS, I barely even ate any and I didn't even peepee on them they re clean barrels anyway signing off

 i want to be honest with you guys, i may have accidentally stole 6 million gallons of radioactive plutonium waste, i didn’t mean to, i sware, im sorry and i probably won’t do it again, i don’t want to get a punishment but i will accept one 5 minute timeout to teach me a lesson on this matter

 Current status lunch time, more like fart time after i get a munch on, i wish people didn’t give me the no pun intended stink eye when i let one off, but the green stink cloud doesn’t help with my anonymity, love all you loyal fans, catchy latwr

 Life update, i am thinka bout selling my school so no school i know what you thinky howd I gonna learn but I thinky befored you you idiot, I insert kendeal larpsing brain into my brain sluge, and I be the smart but kemny is a idiot so I might be the idoot kenyy eats poop I domt wnagna eat popp do I stay or do I go I domt rewlly want to poop, kachow, I love kenny, but I will not strain from taking the keratin from his corspe to sell on the rhino vory tusk market, and say he's just a ouny beta rhino and get dad sweet sweet chedda homie, I love cheddar speaking fo cheddar pizza time but I want frize with reach and a side of ranch with sprite cranberry caus ei ma the thirsy at this time of the year ad I need my sprite cran please dontae my sprite cran

 BANG got your attention didn't i idiot, I'm just kidding you arent an idiot please like and comment I'm so sorry don't do this, but I git your attention now I have to diss on elva pastell because she is irritating me frowny face, I'm so angry swhe is making the fun of me I am so AGRY she said she was gonna take all the copper out of my computer an seell it so she can buy vbuks gunan make me AGRY, then I'm gonna say some thing like AW AW AWOUUUU which I s sware in my native wolf tongue 

 this ones for all my homies in the mean suburbs of saint clair shores, I ain't never grew up wit nothin besides a roof over my head, clothes, food, 2 loving parents, a beautiful home, and a loving supportive well off family, besides that I ain't have jack yo, I'm a mean suburb hood rat, you already knowme and my boys be sliding these ops, guys I have to confess I am not a thug this was not a serious please don't arrest me I cant go back to lunch detention

 First day out No lunch detention fir this guy today so ill be reunited with my homies, I served my time, now 12 cant be all up in my twizzle, by 12 I mean tardys and by twizzle I mean being late to class, it is not my fault delangy hasd little legs and body and she is quite slow like snail, I must trail along wit her I sorry, not sorry tho, these chains cant hole e and by chains I mean my socks, my feet need to breath and Kenneth is my air, keeny is the beta but I love him, he nerds it out but I alfa it in, and he glazes his eyeballs at my masculine figure and get a splooge of joy when he sees me, alpha is out bye batas

 shoutout, to darlene fermous my lobve and   artina badingletin the classmate and feind of mine, they gets a showt out because they is helping with chemistry and I grateful for the good fortune of the learning, also bonus shoutout hogwart Kornel who always bees a g and helps me with my work thumb up 

 I feel i have focussed on quick blogs as opposed to detailed, fro now on I will had no grammar arrows because I want beeble to reed my stories from all over te galackcy, and no alien be reading jibber jabber

 WHats the deal with cheze, why we always have cheese but there not even a cheese seed or tree, it must be fake? why can I plant a strawb or a bloob but not a cheese, I want biggie cheese and the ratpack to come to my house and dance yo sturn it to 20 lets mash hooray, ill say it again hooray, my brets have gotten bigger do to strenuous chest workouts for which I participate in, 

 I am mad at kenneth larson, he's gonna  be in for a big trubble, if he wrote a book id wipe my but with it cebasue kenny cant even fly, starting to think he's a beta, not an sigma _how do I bana geek from peeping my blog?? please lmk

 currently in chemistry, wishing i was in space, its so hot snd spce is so cold I wanna be all ballin gabanga, kenneths birthday bash approached my calendar, I am making him a song to commemorate but I fear he will h8 the song and isnead of showingnme the gratitude he will show me his mnster fist and give a punching to me in my face musce and mam saiys my face is my munny maker and I cant lose that but my money maker bust be broke because there is no money in this stupid website more like web FART

 Dominant, check, fear striking, check, alfa mail, check, be  nd alfa mail nto an alfa snal erry buddy need to sped up change residential speed to a hunnid be a G  ya nah what I'm saying, lets blast a hole thru the earth just for craps and giggs ya get me?? someone, ugh time to go back do plowing through my typical skool day ugg, I hate school if I was the king there would be school just wipe crema and ice cream all day we be balling straight ^

 Always stay strapped yo, bucle up erry time up I  heay, I am coping with the loss fo my mineercrud world in my nintargo wipe I love my mario but I want xbarn si so I can game in next level, and I'm gonna be all like yeeee you alresdgf know I'm gonna blog about all of that, anyway hjeeo hih ho and get back to it gang 

 yo yo yo, aplha back in town with the law reayd to be laid down, there has been no donashins on my site and I'm actually getting really flipping mad, I'm gonna start punching on poeopel fo you don't donate I sware if you dotn give me YOUR MONEY  I will tape Kenneth larson to a walla nd egg his body with eggs, and yeah, I won't be removing the shells,cuz a thug dotn care about all dat

Got kicked out fo #spanish trash for munching on a doookie *cookie typo 

 Currently snoozing in #spanishclass, more like Spanish trash, I had a dream that I beat the braiks off michel keenin and maybe I make the dream a reality I love ti dreem 👧 didn't mean to girl right there but changes no difference time to seat and seat back and blog wile I beet IP michel sike no lol jk sike 

   a second attack commenced, i finally named the names, it was stinky pete and globo the globe partners in crime and partners in time that theyll be doing in jail when i snitch,  after i named the names me and 12 had a fiesta which is french for good time, cookies and soup on the house officer carlo yelled. And we all lived happily ever after.

 Sad times cakl for desperate measures Giuve me your money when i was a boy, someone broke into the museum where i slept, and stole all of the trexes and megabirds, i saw who did it but he said he was only doing it to save his family because his family was poor and needed money, a lot of money, so I said  okay i have your back, when i woke up teh guards were liek where is our trexes and megabirds and i said, i do not know so they shook me down real hard and attacked me, YEEEOUCH!, i shouted and i quoted lil mabu when i said “ i could neva snitch” and we all had a chuckle, then the guards proceeded to spank my face with their fists after the chuckle had commenced, no way you dont be knowing where them megabirds are fool, i said i dotn i ditn and they said we dont believe you.

  Allegations that i am a sellout are circulating  i am not a sellout i just neeed your money i want your money i need money and ads GIVE EM HOUR MONEY, PLEASE buy im not depserate i and rich soon to be i just need a cash 

 hello world, i and regretting to inform you i have come down with the hiccups, treatment has been successful, all i ask for is all of the donations you can give me $aadenarnold my hics are up and my sad is down, i need you’re money now Give me your munny 

 GRR the alpha is angry, my ads wont sey upa nd inedd the munny I want to spam my idiot viewers typo my veiwwers with a dds so I can rake in lodes of money and buy more robux thani know what to do with but I need the ads to blast and they rent, get your friends to want the blog and comment so I get ads I NEED ADS I nee cash my blog has approximately 🖩🖩🖩🖩 0 dollars and I need 5000 dollars please donate Im gonna change add the title to have my donations

 Current status : having to have to poty current ishoe- I can't elav ethis room but I have to poty, so eether I leeve the room or the dookie stays not my choice but whos to care about things of this, the dookie stink pile in the corner of the room isnothing to snivvel at, it will fade and the stink not maybe who. wamam and uh ih the light turned off am I okay yes thank you time to tipe some more for my pfans thanks fans I hep you aren all not fromcountry like atltantis I hate atlastic no racist I just hate fish body people and scalesm but keny scales and collin scalles really not that abd

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 You can use amogeez in bligs now so I guess that makes me the new baby gronk 🤷🤷 shrug a nd I think its time to agnolage the real ones from day one,  Kenneth larson :pal MIchael keenan:pal Delaney fromius:gal Collin (the geek) taylorP:pal Calem audible:pal Mom;mom Dad:dad\ catch you on the