Diary of aaden arnold

​i think i’ve been a victim of witch craft i can’t focus, we need to bring back unfair trials so i can get people arrested but only to be silly not for real, like just as a prank, guys im sorry i didn’t mean this it’s just called a practical joke don’t sent me back to detention

 i am out of steam, i am out of thoughts, once I hit one hundred blog posts I will cut blogs per day (bpd) to 10 or 5, but here's a thought, I wish I coudk remove my brain and stare at the little folds, maybe lick my brain, cause why not, I really want to lick the chigaco bean, its so shiny and big maybe eiffel tower but its kind of beta, leaning toswer kinda bad tho don't tell eiffel I said that wink

i am tethered to reality by a thread, the threads of the universe, a fabric unbeknownst to man, the fabric of time, I am beyond this dimensional plane, the only think that keeps me from ascending to great knowledge is kenny yapping which lowers my iQ by the minute, I must thank his ignorant stupid remarks for without them I would have enough brian cell,s to do anything 

 hey there, funlittle game, if your credit card number was an amount of money, how much money would you have?? and if the CVV was a work day how manyminutes would you work, and if the expiration date was your birthday when would you be born?? just some fun wahoo

 i have an opp now, its name, klombo, occupation, dinosaur, more like dinosnore because he is a boring stupid klombo, idiot klombo, me kenhy and Michael and gonna have the next extinction yk what I mean lets blast klombo like an alpha, anyway I am very sad because I am hungry, lets get food.

i just got my metaphorical  butt handed to me by the klombo from fortnite irl, I am 90 percent sure that klombos do not rule the earth that leaves a ten percent window that this isn't a klombo of real life but a machine operated klombo, WAIT, operated by none other than MEGATRON AND ELAMENT, those fools they plade me for a beta but me and Kenny are gonna get them back if its the last thing kenny does befrioe he dies in combat 

 guys and gals, i am so hungry u have to help me, I caught ellament and shmegan plotting, I know they are trying to plan an attack on my person, I have seen the grap, they think they are the sneaks but they are as sneaky as a signature kenny fart, and those arent even a little sneaky, ellament has a pointy knuckle and what if she uses it against me, sigh I can only tun to one man, one alpha.... *fawns* kennyy

 latest skeem, i want to rob something but not in a mean way, I don't like crooks, what if I teleported ina and out could some body hook me up with a teleporter plz, that would be alpha nd I would really like a teleperter, maybe for my girthday, anywho lets get back to math but my tummy grumbles and I need to eat

 mrs torpedo my math teacher has taught me the way, i do not undertand but it is not her fault, she is a great teacher I am simply not a good learner but its okay because when I'm sippping moon juice and walking on the air on the moon on my yacht they will be jealous. and then I will buy mrs torpedo a big yacht and a giant screen so she can read my blog because there must be an error with her computer now, she said that she cant get to my website on any device, wait that's sus what if shes lying and doesn't want to read my blog, RATS!

 Win a kenny, as a new promo for this blog I will give away kenny to loyal fan, please comment your name, and why you want kenny, and I might send him to you, you might win winking eyeball emoji!!!   kenny has rilly been a drag he always be reading and calculating and stuff and I have had it!                                                                   

 hello, my name is aaden arnold, i am a beast, you cannot, me and lenny, two alphas, add michael 3 alphas, add logan 4 alphas, then we convert to sigmaism now we are the 4 sigmas, and yeah, we don’t care about rules, we jaywalk, and we loiter, this is my confession, what is you gonna do 

 feeling #devious today, what if i sharted a new tiktok trend where errybady dresses like me and acts like me and they say all hail the king of the blog that would be fun i think 

 my head hurts i assume my brain is growing and expanding my brain walls, my head is a helmet for my mega brain and it is oh too small ugh, i want cranium engagement surgery and a air pump so i can fly with head like a balloon, wahoo then i no need car, passed my driving test, i wish i could say people doubted me, but everyone knew i was gonna crush it 

 if i was a spy what number would i be i think id be number 1 have you ever seen spy kids, my friend kenny reminds me of the scientist from island of lost dreams because thy are both nerds and that one time kenny tried to formulate a growth serum to make a bunch of hybrid killer animals

yeeeeawn good morning followers, i am the hive mind and you follow me and if i am the blogger you are the reader, my dominion on da erf is mine speaking of da minions, gru more like cute but not the baby gru the adult gru and not brother gru he’s dressed white and he is a spoiled BETA gru is so alpha i want to be just like him and commit crimes, but alas i don’t have a cheese ray

 uhh guys i just threw up this egg, and i don’t think i was pregnant the last thing i remember was being beamed into this flying thing and then its a little blurry, i hope this egg doesn’t interfere with kenny’s party now that im a mother. 

 good evening fellow humans this is my blog, it is still me, i still have yummy bloood do we eat blood, anyway i time to go human things like talk and fly in my space ship crap i don’t have a ship i was clearly just lololo it would be stupid to say that i am an alien who took over aadens body and control him and his blog, so don’t say that.

 it’s party time in a way, i just had a driving test more like driving breast. i didn’t struggle and i am the alpha so why would i struggle, when blessed with riches tha alpha lifts others up, then throws them outa the way to stack that bread 🤑🤑🤑🤑

let’s ban girls from using chapstick, that would be so silly cause then they’d have all this chapstick in their purse and cannot even use it haha and i’d change my name to lord chapstick and i’d live in a big chapstick castle with vaseline guards and a drawbridge and a dragon and they’d have to come beg for chapstick and i’d be all like nooo you can’t boo hoo, that would be so fricking sick does anyone know who i go to with these plans??

guys hey, should i be blogging #more or #less please leave a comment on this post yo, b t dubs do you think we could scrape some money off of the salvation army to fund this site, like could some fans go around with bells and be getting big money?? cause that would be pretty baller and i cou use the money.

 i have been told by an unnamed hater that my blog is a bunch of misspelled unreadable nonsense, how could you say that dad, i’ve been your son forever and i never even tried to get a new dad, but now i’m gonna shun you for a billion years that’ll show you won’t be such a laughing anymore, dad i’m sorry i made this please forgive me don’t tell dad, crap you are dad, take back what you said chat cancel this guy

 guys i think it would be so neat if i had the song too, everyone listens to the cupid shuffle or the soulja boy or the whip bar bae and i want one, and i think it should go like this, (this will be me singing) “first you put your fists out, then you step back a step then you step back another step, and another big step with your same foot, then you put one of your arms up  and hop but keep your legs back, now get into a pushup position but wait don’t do pushups start reading a book and then get up and shake, the harder you shake the better you dance, then click your heels and check the time, that’s how you do the aaden” and everyone could chant  “booya, hoorah hoorah” in repetition let me know what you think 

 how much blood do you guys usually be havin in your ears when you wake up, like how many liters is a normal amount?? cause i been having two but idk im getting sus, the blood is green but that’s just cause of all the money i be making right gang?? this must not be the lie? this could ruin me and even it could ruin my blog also!!

 a poem  michal is a loser kenny is a perv collin is a cybernetic bulldozer and i don’t even think he has blood because one time he he said hey watch me bleed then he didn’t so that’s why i think that, and kenny im sorry i called you a perv, because beside that one time i found you hiding in my bushes i know you aren’t, i just needed a rhyme for cybernetic bulldozer, but the statement that mike is a loser is completely true i have no regerts

 does like anybody be knowin how to become a superhero because i want to I REALLY WANT TO i tried to be the superman when i was a kid and i jumped off a haystack but unless superman goes to the hospital to get back x-rays then i was not the superman maybe i could be the joker cause he goes the the hospital but the crazy kind

 my reason for thinking  quote on quote “kanny” is a spy, because if that’s even your name. you are a spy and i saw you spying outside the house i am in , he was clearly peeping inside to get a political advantage on his rivals, maybe he was searching for money even, because i have loaded and have much money you know this about me come on dudes, im loaded with cheddar and kanny must be a rat cause he loves my cheese gang

 knock knock, it’s me, just blogging, i love the blog like i love smog, i love love smog, its so grimey it just makes me want to #emote, i hate when i can’t see smog in the skies and it in my eyes i love it, factories be balling yk what im sayin? also i think kenny might be a russian spy

 Hey folks, currently at the gym, and saw kenneth larson one arm pressing a wholliping 600 pounds of weights, i was like woah kenneth teach me the sigma way, and he was said hush little sigma, the sigma doesn’t sink in the crap, the sigma craps in the sink 

 heyyo aadster back her for some writing yo, let’s get a doodlebop on this and i love to draw, i draw kenny sometimes as a superhero so he feels better about being a nerd, im sorry kenny i didn’t mean it, let’s just stop being a nerd and start being a bird, fly away kenny run ima gonna tickle ya 

 yo yo help me gangs, let’s make new slanggg blarpin’ - when you drop your banana in an intersection  context (yo aaden let’s get a move on there is cars coming, crap dude i’m blarpin, guys aaden just blarped) skwiddley- similar to gangy or slime,  context (yaaa waddup my skwiddley what’s poppin)  thank you gangbangers for reading and using my new slang, wahoo i can’t wait

 congrats aaden on post 60, why thank you sir aaden the alfa, let’s howl it upppp AWOOOOO (they all howled too)  Oh whoops, hey fans i didn’t see ya there, my alfa gaze didn’t pass you, but it’s okie dokie i suppose, almost time for lunch, mouth ready, hands ready, ready to munch, i love some sammy sandwich because the cheese and meat and lettuce and wrap and ranch and cut sandwich are dadadaddaa delish and i’m gonna metaphorically “chow down” as the kid say

 uhh fans i don’t know how to say this but i have to pee, i’m sorry i shouldn’t because alfas don’t have to pee and i have failed you guys, side note, the birthday song for kenny is growing great, i have made the beat and the lyrics and everyone juts have to sing their part, i tell him he’s a big nerd but don’t tell him i said this, i really love him and can’t wait for his birthday(shhh)

 ugh, i got sent to jail today for making fun of kenny, well it happened in my mind at least but ¡im still so mad about it! he had it coming, he told me that i looked like a dragon, and i don’t so i explained why he was an ignorant beta because i don’t have scales or wings and he said, im gonna  dragon my b*lls on your face, don’t worry i censored it un case any moms or dads are reading in 👍🏼 but anwhy, i need to put kenny in jail, please someone tell me if i could convict him of witchcraft or som cause he is ON MY MOMMa he lives in a town called guiltyville 

 i feel evil today i hope it’s not from those evil pills i ate, if this is my villain story i want to be a good villain like megamind from dreamwork movies or like that stupid turtle from kung pow panda movie also from dreamworks and i love those movies but i wished the panda got beat up more, he was a loser, and he eats so so much like a fatty hahaha he’s the fatty not me 

 well well well it’s me again back blogging, i feel like the dog from dog with a blog, the show about the dog who types on the computer and blogs his life, which now isn’t really makes sense, and it’s grounding my gears!, because the dog can’t even make an account on blogger.com regardless of if he’s smart! HEA NOT, dog not human smart he’s a dog and now i’m gonan file a lawsuit against the shoe and sue them for 1 trillion dollars

 just poppin it to tell the fans something i’ve learned, so this new real doctor study shows that subscribing to my blog and my youtube channel ADN214 on youtube increases hight and muscle by 2 hundred percent that’s crazy town that’s nuts speaking of nuts have you seen the nut job movie with the squirrels am i the crazy i am not the crazy i have seen it they rob a bank full of nuts I KNWO it must be true i put that on not my life bc if its wrong i can’t die, then who will write my blog, but i will put this on half of collin’s life and half of kenny’s so if im lying they only lose half they’re life and start over at like 7 or 8

 hey there, darla is not here today she is at the eye doctor for her eyes i assuming (ugg shrug) i think for lunch instead of my youge i will get something new, the atomic nacho, it will have scorpion venom, snake venom, hot sauce, hawk claws, and cheese and i will eat it to become the great alfa mom always says i will be, i have potential it’s time to have kinetic 

 update, okay i am definitively a vampire, the wings were a change, but i hide them inside my enormous biceps, i am too strong for da erf to handle 😩😩 might break da erf, tempting, i revived kenny with a chug jug and gave michael a slurp truck 🥰 they are my friends and i should not have fed on their blood, i hate being a  vampire, it is majorly beta, i will revert back to my old ways of feeding on human food like meatball and mcdongal chicken burger 

 update, i might be a vampire, i have accidentally not on purpose, mosquitoed two classmates, one by the name of kenny and the other michael, their cold blue body’s lie on the ground, and my strong alpha body is fuled, i can fly, sing, snap, jump, and run like an alpha, this may be my calling

 i am monstrously hungry on todays coming, i stare at my classmates, who become less like classmates, and more like hotdogs by the hour, hunter name reminds me of hunger and his self is such a hotdog im gonna take a bite out of his squishy brian, that will fuel my bloodlust, am i vampire who’s to say?

 happy celebrations to….Me for 50 posts, today has been ruff ruff, kenny atomically farted in the geometry and SOILED the air, i can’t even triangle with all dat stink, i currently in the english language arts more like farts 😈 and i gonna have to go but first a story, the day was not because it was night and chilly it was, nips were popping i was so cold, like two diamonds, and i even got some goosie bumps, eh, anyway what was i saying

 today i yelled at kenny, i shouldn’t have and kenny i am sorry, don’t do this to me, i told him he was on my cord but he wasn’t and so i am the fool now, but i forgive him for being such an idiot, because it’s just his way he is and i can’t be mad at a playa, elder asked why i plugged my chromebook charger into my phone, i explained that i had the iphone 15 with the usb c port, it went great

 is you a thug, cuz i’m i a PIMP  or maybe im galactic i can’t believe this, i must bust out of this school, i have lathered my sweaty teen body with hand sanitizer and I trying to slide through the door hole key hole, squeeze one, nope squeeze one, two boom i accidentally didn’t make it  through the door fell, “kenny you fat idiot” i blew but no i can’t do this and i had  to just get RID of kenny wink, i am currently in class with him, its time to strike i must, let’s daba doo this

 liam is beinga nerd today i think im gona stalk him the gige hima  big smell wedgie and then embarrass him wit a swerlie hahaha he is so beta an di am the alfa awouuuu and I'm gonna the bully caleb audible for he is a nerd in deswrvuing of a bulkytime lets go get em come on gang 

 Hello fans i have a devous plan today I'm gonna eat all of the glue in the walls so the school crumbles prank haha, then they will not know what to do because the the school wont be sc hool but rubble and no glue caus eitll be in my bellie e and my termite friends are going to feest

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 Wuddup earf, its major aads back with another riveting galactic tale, no time to take I have to put my laptop away because we are reading in class, I think it would be a funny prank if I snuck into school after hours and totally trahsed the place, by trashed I mean what if I took all the trash out and vacuumed and mopped and waxed the floors, those IDIOTS would never see it coming, I think it will get me some credit with my gang but sware that you wont tell, I already served my time I dont need 12 on my back while I'm trying to thug out.

 i bashed through the zoo door and now I'm aaden not the ape and I escaped, no pun intended, then I packed my bags and went home no pun intended, after that i mnot back at school in fifth hour up to my usual hijinks yk what i mean, bullying, learning nd whatnot, I'm kind of a big deal around school, they call me dumpster doug, my name isn't doug but a think ist aone of those gang initiation names like claw, or shredder, i am feeling like such a thug i cannot wait to tell mommy and daddy the news. after golf practice and my banquit me and the gang are going to paint the town red 

  I were frustrated by the blatant lies someone was telling and everyone was believing. When i was in school, everyone was spreading the rumor that i was not a human and i was a gorilla who eats bananas and its not even true i cant even spell banana but everyone saw me and said, haha gorilla boy he sleeps ina tree and then he eats bananas and the tree said he doesnt like him so it threw him on the ground yo. Which is not even true btw, so i showed them all so good, can gorillas ice skate i asked, they said no idiot gorillas cant ice skate shouldnt you know being a gorilla and all, and i said aha, then watch this, and i went to go skate but i slipped in a ice puddle and fell bananas first onto the ice rink, everyone said SEE he is a gorilla but NO! I was not i simple had a slip and i can talk but a gorilla must not talk. And they said i dont even know what youre saying what does “ooh ooh ah ah” mean?? But thats not what i was saying so i tried to explain to them again but nobody bel...

 HAPPY EARTH DAY well im only a couple hunnid days early, I love earth day, one day a year to throw are trash all over the place because its earthd ay its the best, for sum reason nobody else celebrates like me which makes me sad, but I forgive everyone who doesn't also trash the city o eaerth day, because they are justbconfused and scared,a nd like a eagle I will guide them

 i have just had the motherload of breathrews, space is made of ice that's why we can't see kit because ice melts duh, and when the water gets hot it makes a sun ITS SO OBVIUS and when the water gos into the shape of a water por a boy it makes a boya nd ankenny is not of this world his skin glows green and he makes me rub his only barnacles, I hate BARNACLES its flipping riciulous I cant do this anymore, I must destroy him ] YOUR BUTT IS MINE KENNETH!!!! you are gonna be grass you punk

 i have a honking suspishun that kenny is in the illuminati or maybe the Mario because of his big jumps and firey balls he throws at me when I disobey him, he levatates and i think he is allergic to not poop because he cant get enough and the pop makes him fly ON MY MAMMA ITS TRUE I'm not a liar and this has nothing do to with all the bubbles i have been eating i have a reason for it i SWARE, its because eif my inside was dirty i want to be clean so i eat the bobbles and now i eat the bubbs and scrubadub doal I'm clean, anyways, i am not crazy, if you call me crazy i will capture you and tie you to two horses and have them run away from eachotehrn that's how not crazy i am

PSPSPSPSPSPSSPPS im callimg all the kittens, where you at   I have a loving girthfriend buyt my fiend kenny si alone and so so sad, please comfort him with oves san dmeowns cook for hima ndnclema hism he is so dirty but he doesn't have to be,let's give him  #makeover and we can all give a big love tokenny I for one would but I am a guy and not a kitten but PLEase kelp my homeboy he is so alone and sad very sad 

I am #scared becase kenny said he's so mad at me that he could puch eme but what if I ate him my probs could be solved, props to kenny not he is a beta but I love him, cant say the same for ol toothache mike, leave the school just for a toothdoctor he is a BETA I cant believe this, and don't even get me farted on auburn chaliceville his betrothed woman, aubur always says the mean to me and could attack me and I cant please don't attack me I didn't do anything I served my time in lunch detendtion  

😋😋😋😋😋 plit twist current mood ^ goofy, i have played a pranke so to speak, while Kenny was distracted in the bathroom I replaced his sandwich with a beartrap just waiting fir him to take a bite haha, then hell be all like why is there a beartrap on my face dog gonnit, and then ill hit him with my car, and then sneak attack him with my signature tickle attack AHAHAH ill say then I tape his hands to my hand then... wait, are we dancing, them we have a dance and I say to him, are we have a dance, and he says we need to... FIGHt then keenny pulls out a bazooka....BUT WAIT is bazooka gum, and he makes me chow it so my breath is good then he leans in and....PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE... who coidlve expected that that's so cray, then I hit him with my car but he....sneakas awaey noooo.

 Ugh apparently, the government doenst thinks  five minute timout is a satisfstoryt punishment for my accidental mislpacement of 6 million barrels of radkioative plutonium waste, they are such sticklers, its RIDONKULOUS, I barely even ate any and I didn't even peepee on them they re clean barrels anyway signing off

 i want to be honest with you guys, i may have accidentally stole 6 million gallons of radioactive plutonium waste, i didn’t mean to, i sware, im sorry and i probably won’t do it again, i don’t want to get a punishment but i will accept one 5 minute timeout to teach me a lesson on this matter

 Current status lunch time, more like fart time after i get a munch on, i wish people didn’t give me the no pun intended stink eye when i let one off, but the green stink cloud doesn’t help with my anonymity, love all you loyal fans, catchy latwr

 Life update, i am thinka bout selling my school so no school i know what you thinky howd I gonna learn but I thinky befored you you idiot, I insert kendeal larpsing brain into my brain sluge, and I be the smart but kemny is a idiot so I might be the idoot kenyy eats poop I domt wnagna eat popp do I stay or do I go I domt rewlly want to poop, kachow, I love kenny, but I will not strain from taking the keratin from his corspe to sell on the rhino vory tusk market, and say he's just a ouny beta rhino and get dad sweet sweet chedda homie, I love cheddar speaking fo cheddar pizza time but I want frize with reach and a side of ranch with sprite cranberry caus ei ma the thirsy at this time of the year ad I need my sprite cran please dontae my sprite cran

 BANG got your attention didn't i idiot, I'm just kidding you arent an idiot please like and comment I'm so sorry don't do this, but I git your attention now I have to diss on elva pastell because she is irritating me frowny face, I'm so angry swhe is making the fun of me I am so AGRY she said she was gonna take all the copper out of my computer an seell it so she can buy vbuks gunan make me AGRY, then I'm gonna say some thing like AW AW AWOUUUU which I s sware in my native wolf tongue 

 this ones for all my homies in the mean suburbs of saint clair shores, I ain't never grew up wit nothin besides a roof over my head, clothes, food, 2 loving parents, a beautiful home, and a loving supportive well off family, besides that I ain't have jack yo, I'm a mean suburb hood rat, you already knowme and my boys be sliding these ops, guys I have to confess I am not a thug this was not a serious please don't arrest me I cant go back to lunch detention

 First day out No lunch detention fir this guy today so ill be reunited with my homies, I served my time, now 12 cant be all up in my twizzle, by 12 I mean tardys and by twizzle I mean being late to class, it is not my fault delangy hasd little legs and body and she is quite slow like snail, I must trail along wit her I sorry, not sorry tho, these chains cant hole e and by chains I mean my socks, my feet need to breath and Kenneth is my air, keeny is the beta but I love him, he nerds it out but I alfa it in, and he glazes his eyeballs at my masculine figure and get a splooge of joy when he sees me, alpha is out bye batas

 shoutout, to darlene fermous my lobve and   artina badingletin the classmate and feind of mine, they gets a showt out because they is helping with chemistry and I grateful for the good fortune of the learning, also bonus shoutout hogwart Kornel who always bees a g and helps me with my work thumb up 

 I feel i have focussed on quick blogs as opposed to detailed, fro now on I will had no grammar arrows because I want beeble to reed my stories from all over te galackcy, and no alien be reading jibber jabber

 WHats the deal with cheze, why we always have cheese but there not even a cheese seed or tree, it must be fake? why can I plant a strawb or a bloob but not a cheese, I want biggie cheese and the ratpack to come to my house and dance yo sturn it to 20 lets mash hooray, ill say it again hooray, my brets have gotten bigger do to strenuous chest workouts for which I participate in, 

 I am mad at kenneth larson, he's gonna  be in for a big trubble, if he wrote a book id wipe my but with it cebasue kenny cant even fly, starting to think he's a beta, not an sigma _how do I bana geek from peeping my blog?? please lmk

 currently in chemistry, wishing i was in space, its so hot snd spce is so cold I wanna be all ballin gabanga, kenneths birthday bash approached my calendar, I am making him a song to commemorate but I fear he will h8 the song and isnead of showingnme the gratitude he will show me his mnster fist and give a punching to me in my face musce and mam saiys my face is my munny maker and I cant lose that but my money maker bust be broke because there is no money in this stupid website more like web FART

 Dominant, check, fear striking, check, alfa mail, check, be  nd alfa mail nto an alfa snal erry buddy need to sped up change residential speed to a hunnid be a G  ya nah what I'm saying, lets blast a hole thru the earth just for craps and giggs ya get me?? someone, ugh time to go back do plowing through my typical skool day ugg, I hate school if I was the king there would be school just wipe crema and ice cream all day we be balling straight ^

 Always stay strapped yo, bucle up erry time up I  heay, I am coping with the loss fo my mineercrud world in my nintargo wipe I love my mario but I want xbarn si so I can game in next level, and I'm gonna be all like yeeee you alresdgf know I'm gonna blog about all of that, anyway hjeeo hih ho and get back to it gang 

 yo yo yo, aplha back in town with the law reayd to be laid down, there has been no donashins on my site and I'm actually getting really flipping mad, I'm gonna start punching on poeopel fo you don't donate I sware if you dotn give me YOUR MONEY  I will tape Kenneth larson to a walla nd egg his body with eggs, and yeah, I won't be removing the shells,cuz a thug dotn care about all dat

Got kicked out fo #spanish trash for munching on a doookie *cookie typo 

 Currently snoozing in #spanishclass, more like Spanish trash, I had a dream that I beat the braiks off michel keenin and maybe I make the dream a reality I love ti dreem 👧 didn't mean to girl right there but changes no difference time to seat and seat back and blog wile I beet IP michel sike no lol jk sike 

   a second attack commenced, i finally named the names, it was stinky pete and globo the globe partners in crime and partners in time that theyll be doing in jail when i snitch,  after i named the names me and 12 had a fiesta which is french for good time, cookies and soup on the house officer carlo yelled. And we all lived happily ever after.

 Sad times cakl for desperate measures Giuve me your money when i was a boy, someone broke into the museum where i slept, and stole all of the trexes and megabirds, i saw who did it but he said he was only doing it to save his family because his family was poor and needed money, a lot of money, so I said  okay i have your back, when i woke up teh guards were liek where is our trexes and megabirds and i said, i do not know so they shook me down real hard and attacked me, YEEEOUCH!, i shouted and i quoted lil mabu when i said “ i could neva snitch” and we all had a chuckle, then the guards proceeded to spank my face with their fists after the chuckle had commenced, no way you dont be knowing where them megabirds are fool, i said i dotn i ditn and they said we dont believe you.

  Allegations that i am a sellout are circulating  i am not a sellout i just neeed your money i want your money i need money and ads GIVE EM HOUR MONEY, PLEASE buy im not depserate i and rich soon to be i just need a cash 

 hello world, i and regretting to inform you i have come down with the hiccups, treatment has been successful, all i ask for is all of the donations you can give me $aadenarnold my hics are up and my sad is down, i need you’re money now Give me your munny 

 GRR the alpha is angry, my ads wont sey upa nd inedd the munny I want to spam my idiot viewers typo my veiwwers with a dds so I can rake in lodes of money and buy more robux thani know what to do with but I need the ads to blast and they rent, get your friends to want the blog and comment so I get ads I NEED ADS I nee cash my blog has approximately 🖩🖩🖩🖩 0 dollars and I need 5000 dollars please donate Im gonna change add the title to have my donations

 Current status : having to have to poty current ishoe- I can't elav ethis room but I have to poty, so eether I leeve the room or the dookie stays not my choice but whos to care about things of this, the dookie stink pile in the corner of the room isnothing to snivvel at, it will fade and the stink not maybe who. wamam and uh ih the light turned off am I okay yes thank you time to tipe some more for my pfans thanks fans I hep you aren all not fromcountry like atltantis I hate atlastic no racist I just hate fish body people and scalesm but keny scales and collin scalles really not that abd

 12345678910111213141516171819102122232425262728293031323334353637383940 too mahy numberys for me, ami right leave me 1 billion dollar if you also don't iek number the big, 400 to many 

 You can use amogeez in bligs now so I guess that makes me the new baby gronk 🤷🤷 shrug a nd I think its time to agnolage the real ones from day one,  Kenneth larson :pal MIchael keenan:pal Delaney fromius:gal Collin (the geek) taylorP:pal Calem audible:pal Mom;mom Dad:dad\ catch you on the 

March 11 2024 so i accidentalky time traveled woah and I'm now in te future ask me some qs and ill give you som As the future is all yellow no other color and I am in irt I won money and I made it big in the juggling game so wahooa ona that, you can tell I'm telling the trewth because of the date ☝                                                                                                                                            

 Have i been blogging tok mcuh, I know the answer is know so its  silly question but do my fans jeep up with my content, maybe I should infect their brains wita parasite that makes them love my blog, yeah that wouldmdo it, I am fresh out of parasites especially trainable ones so catch me on the flip side and inbox me for notes on them

 Kock Knocak, whose there, just me again hello, I'm tinung in to tell you I am pretty sure I am fro space because I have been leakig this red fluid when I bash my head against large stones, the doctors cajt explain it but I met a man who says I must be from mars because mars is red, made senseto me, anyway in my hed mind today I want to ensnare Michael keenan ina large trap so he has to sing to me ll the time and he will be my prisoner but not in a weird way he just sings me sonsga nd iif he doesn't I give him a punching

 currenly in detention (winky frown) because of some reason id otn know,I am weighting this massage to delaney fromius the first, and I ned her to come rescue me if she doesn't I might die I am the only one in lunch detention besides te teacher and what if she isn't a person but a lizard I would be to fret and cry but I won't I must remain strong for these walls can't hole me, ugh I need some garspago soop the cold one I ts my favorite food, I have had it yet but its just a feeling I live it. signing off _aaden

TOday is not my birthday, but it already happened ad you missed it my cashapp is $aadenarnold please give me YOUR MONEY  I love to not have not money I need the money so I can buy a jet, so I can fly to school, I also wish that I could just jump so high that my feet can tickle a star and hed be like, holy cow what are you doing, ad it just be not stopping like that alpha because I am the aplsha, signing off for know  _aaden 

 watched a scary movie todie, it had a scary and I jumped, chicken and farty furrbear skared me badly, I am a beast so I didn't not back down but I was being much scared when bongy jumped out of the storage contest like heyeye Im bongo time to heated you, and waxy is the cariest he has a hook and a pirate he is so spoony, please do not dress up as them and scare me i cant take utr but yes i am much tuff

 I have fiund a new revooution in the home insudestry, I have found the way to heat a home for 0 dollars per month, step one is to go to the room that needs warming, and step 3 is to light it on fire, then sit back an dinjoy the savings, quick tip, no charge thanks errybady

 HEllow everyobe ouut in the cyber land, I am just updating to tell you that my pulse still throbs ina  pounding like mannor, I am alive, do not fret, but I now must expirament to decide if I truly am ai human, I must inject myself with olive oil because elizards hate olive oil and if I hate it I'm a  lizard, but I am not  alsowest not yet, lizards die if they get hit by a train  so my next experiment will be strapping myself to the tracks of a train, catch you on the dark side 

 I am currently inside the walls of larson mannor, they do not know of my presceense but my musk might penetrate the nostrils of the walls, the vent to kennys room was a bust, I have to find a new way to perv on him  while he slumbers, I shape teased at the idea of kidnapping him (sike jk lol) but he is too hevvy for my hands to clasp, I need as forklift or a crane or summ

 Followed kenny home today i didnt want him to know I was there so I trailed by his scent  every footprint was another sniffportunity, now I have to go to my beta school, there's no even chillaxing here its all werk and iu hate work